Big Ciy Guests: Mom and Dad

via Text Message

Dad: Gotta love "Big City". Glad he is back!

Mom: That's nice Brad, but you need to check when you send a message. This was a group message so everyone in the group gets the message.

Heather: But everyone needs to hear about "Big City"!

Dad: That is what I told your mother.

Nothing Like Pain and Apple Pie

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  6/6, 11:00pm

  Heather Anne

  So I had a half a bottle of Fresh apple body wash and a half bottle of toasted vanilla sugar. I combined them and now have apple pie
  
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  6/6, 11:31pm

  Heather Anne

  So I did a BodyPump class yesterday...dying today. Cannot do stairs
  
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  6/6, 11:34pm

  Laticia

  Okay. Laughing so hard.
  
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  6/6, 11:35pm

  Heather Anne

  At what my pain
  
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  6/6, 11:35pm

  Laticia

  The body wash.
  
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  6/6, 11:35pm

  Heather Anne

  I needed to condense.
  
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  6/6, 11:35pm

  Laticia

  Understand

Sexy, Walmart, Goats

Note:
We have not died nor have we stopped being funny.
Here is one from tonight via facebook PM.

• Heather Anne
  

  
  

  Funny Heather Story:

  So I had to stop by Walmart today for work because toilet paper was backordered from our vendor. How TP goes into a backorder situation is beyond me.
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  12:37am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  K.

  I'm intrigued. Walmart always produces fun
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  12:39am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  I also needed light bulbs. I am doing this on my way to have my picture taken for VFG. The dress code for the picture has narrowed my options down to my navy Banana Republic dress.

  similar to this but in navy
  
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  12:40am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Cute!
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  12:40am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  I have on green heels and a necklace. So I m running through Walmart to grab TP and light bulbs as I am on a schedule as I have to get to photo time.

  I am walking in the light bulb section and some man says to me AND I QUOTE...
  
   12:41amLaticia
  

  dying. C'mon. Tell me.

  

  12:41am

  Heather Anne

  "You sure look sexy in that dress." Not nice, not pretty not beautiful but sexy. He immediately goes to the most sexist possible comment in the universe.
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  12:41am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Wow.

  Was he Walmarty?
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  12:42am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  SOOOOO walmarty.

  A beer gut and everything
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  12:42am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Oh jeez. All I can hear are banjos and "you sure look sexy" now.

  But hey. A compliments a compliment.
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  12:43am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  The full on walmart package. I mean it is 2:45 on a Wednesday afternoon I will not be meeting... ...
  
  

  
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  12:44am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Yeah. That guys not at walmart.
  
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  12:44am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  I am PISSED! PISSED!

  I mean WTH the dress goes past my knees.

  So I turn around and say "I think there are more appropriate ways to compliment a lady" and walk away. I am still mad.
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  12:45am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  But these guys are:
  
  

  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  12:45am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Well, maybe he learned his lesson. I mean if he had said your sure look pretty would you have been mad?

  It's funny that men think we want to be sexy. I'd rather be beautiful.
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  12:46am

  Heather Anne 

   Why do I have to be the one teaching all the lessons?

  

    
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
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  12:46am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  more like above
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  12:46am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  On lawdy.
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  12:47am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  Quote of the DAY!!!!!!!!!!
  It's funny that men think we want to be sexy. I'd rather be beautiful
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  12:47am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Yeah.
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  12:48am

  Heather Anne
  

  
  

  Have you seen Frostie the goat?
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  12:48am

  Laticia
  

  
  

  Obsessed. I was just showing his update to pat.

Jersey Shore Gone Wilde

On a lighter note you all must watch these. They are an absolute delight!
It is the cast of Broadway's The Importance of Being Ernest.

Although these videos are taken from a modern text and "set" in the Victorian Era, I cannot help but imagine that this is what the men were thinking and saying out of ear shot through out every Jane Austen novel I have read.
Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Part 4


Part 5


Unfortunately, the clip below is not a joke and will be premiering on MTV UK on May 24. Heaven help us all there is trash everywhere.

Happy 22nd Birthday... Again!

Facebook Posts
Heather

happy birthday  

Elisabeth ‎"I'm indestructible, bitches!"  

LaticiaIs that a quote from me?  

Heather Yes...Yes it is!  

Heather  You also fed an in & out burger to the dogs  

Heather  The most important things is, Did you enjoy your 22nd birthday...again?

Background: Went bowling with friends in Napa. My sister had a really good time and our friend Dan had them announce at the bowling alley that it was her 22nd birthday...she is 31.

 

Sister Visits 4:06am

Facebook Posts:


Laticia: T minus 5 houra til sister reunion! Big sister, I will see you in Denver. Not sure if you change planes or are straight through but I am B8 onto that flight.
Save me a seat and a shoulder to sleep on. When we land we are gonna go BIG! We will nap tomorrow and be lazy.


Heather: Shut up I am B3

Laticia: Currently stalking my sisters arrival gate in Denver. The bonus of this business trip, instead of waiting for her in baggage claim I get to fly with her. ♥

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From: Laticia
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Heather
Subject: FW: What a doggy!!!!

Okay, this doggie is super duper smart. Can you teach Titi all this please?



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From: Heather
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Laticia
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

Titi so can do that stuff. She closes drawers now.
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From: Laticia
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Heather
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

What a bad ass.

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From: Heather
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Laticia
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

Greg- What is the new coding for COGS? I have everything but that?

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From: Laticia
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Heather
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

I DON’T KNOW THE CODING FOR COGS, BUT I DO FOR WIDGETS.


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From: Heather
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011 11:13 AM
To: Laticia
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

OOPS! You are not Greg!

What about Thingamajigs?

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From: Laticia
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Heather
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

Yes, that and Whoziewhatsits.

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From: Heather
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Laticia
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

You respond faster than Greg. Greg has not gotten back to me yet!

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From: Laticia
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Heather
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

Dude, Greg, move on it buddy. Its Friday. People have to get their work done for the weekend.

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From: Heather
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Laticia
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

And if you wondering it is 10-5111-330-9999-9999-(Location code)-4

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From: Laticia
Sent: Friday, January 21, 2011
To: Heather
Subject: RE: What a doggy!!!!

Well duh, I knew that.

Moosen Butts = Happiness Guest Starring Mom & Levi

From: Heather
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2010
To: Laticia; Mom; Dad; Levi
Subject: Moosen

Just so everyone knows Moosen is an official word.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Moosen
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From: Laticia
Sent: Tuesday, November 02, 2010
To: Heather; Mom; Dad; Levi
Subject: RE: Moosen

I don’t know about everyone else, but I am personally thrilled by this fact.

Laticia
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From: Levi
Sent: Thu 11/4/2010
To: Laticia; Heather; Mom; Dad
Subject: RE: Moosen
The Urban Dictionary is official?!?! hmmmm
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From: Heather
Sent: Thursday, November 04, 2010
To: Levi; Laticia; Mom; Dad
Subject: RE: Moosen

People use Wikipedia as an official source of info these days so why not!
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From: Levi
Sent: Thu 11/4/2010
To: Laticia ; Heather; Mom; Brad Dad
Subject: RE: Moosen

Ok then……… I choose these as the CORRECT OFFICIAL definition:

5.
moosen

A projectile object that can be placed in the booty of your brother or boyfriend when they make fun of you in scrabble
Hy is a word and you will award me the triple word bonus or i will stick this moosen up your behind
6.
moosen

A weremoose, the same concept as a werewolf, only a moose instead of a wolf. Unlike a werewolf however, the transformation occurs when there is no moon.
We were driven from our homes and slaughtered by a pack of moosen, I was the only survivor.
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From: Burwell, Heather
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010
To: Latici, Mom, Levi
Subject: RE: Moosen

Moosen are so cute. Baby Moosen butts!

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From: Mom
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010
To: Laticia; Heather; Levi
Subject: RE: Moosen
in the woodsen?
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From: Laticia McChristian
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010
To: Burwell, Heather
Subject: RE: Moosen

Love it.
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From: Burwell, Heather
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010
To: Laticia McChristian
Subject: RE: Moosen

Are you at the parade?
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From: Laticia McChristian
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010
To: Burwell, Heather
Subject: RE: Moosen

I wish. I am so sad. Work is so stinking busy. I want to be there SOOOO bad.
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From: Burwell, Heather
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010 12:03 PM
To: Laticia McChristian
Subject: RE: Moosen

At least you can look at moosen butts
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From: Laticia McChristian
Sent: Wednesday, November 03, 2010
To: Burwell, Heather
Subject: RE: Moosen

True dat.

Moosen butts=happiness. Only in our world.